Schpiel

Hi there, thanks for checking out my blog.  

My name’s Jess and I’m a 27 ½ year old Australian physiotherapist.

Some things that I enjoy:

  • Dill pickles – deliciously humble and humbly delicious
  • Hugs. I’ll accept one from just about anybody.
  • Getting ID’d. Heck yes I’m older than you are!
  • Rollerskating.
  • Hanging out with people who are humble and wise.
  • Free stuff – like fruit from friends’ trees, good plants growing as weeds on vacant blocks, and treasures pilfered off hard rubbish.
  • Fresh fruit smashed up with alcohol.
  • Whispering. Horse whispering, cow whispering, chook whispering. I even giraffe whispered once.  

Some things that I don’t enjoy:

  • AFL. I’ve tried. Can’t do it.
  • Fluorescent lighting.
  • Ingratitude.
  • Sloppy table service – you’re not employed to play Angry Birds.
  • Frustrating my husband by getting antsy about the sloppy table service.  
  • Snoring
  • Fundamentalism.

I decided to start a blog because I thought it might help keep me accountable to being consistently creative. I really hope that it doesn’t become cheesy, preachy, self-indulgent wankery.  If it does, just discretely mention the code-word**,   thanks.

I hope that you enjoy reading my posts, and maybe even find them helpful.

Kind regards, J

Crab whispering!

** the code-word is “banana sandwich”.

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